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The Top Ten Reasons why
Wives are like Backpacks
(In the style of David Letterman)
| 10. Sometimes you wonder if the other guys might be better than yours. |
| 9. A good one will stick with you, even if you fall on your ass. |
| 8. They tend to pack heavy at the bottom but they somehow seem to ride better if some of it is stacked towards the top. |
| 7. They don't do much laying down, but they are easier to get into that way. |
| 6. You want to pack them tightly before you hit the trail for a few days. |
| 5. They both feel better when the padding is located in the right places. |
| 4. Both are expensive to upgrade on a new model. |
| 3. They both look better when they are cinched up in the right places. |
| 2. They both could stand to lose a few pounds. |
| 1. They're a pain in the back during the day but you're glad that they're with you at night. |
* Disclaimer
* We all love our wives very much and would be lesser men without them. |
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